Brunhilda here:
They shouldn’t have messed with my lovely client. Though a renter she may be.
They shouldn’t have messed with my lovely client. Though a renter she may be.
When the guy above flooded the place, they said we will fix it in a hurry.
That was the last nice thing they said. My client had to find another bed.
A hotel stay with her pup cost a ton, she didn’t worry, she trusted them.
She thought people always keep their word. But this landlord is a giant turd.
Out of her home for nearly 4 weeks, the place was wet and began to stink
The building sent in the crew to replace carpet and walls
Her belongs were tossed, clothes were piled up in big balls.
Frustrated and angry she decided to give Randee a call.
Come out come out Mr. Landlord, let’s play!
Brunhilda is here and she’s going to stay.
You can’t do this to our innocent tenant
Take care of her stuff, make that payment.
We ask them to come check the unit right now.
The man comes in and waves his hand just for show.
This is fixed and ready, she should move back in today.
But, first she must pay last month’s rent right away.
Randee says fine, then you refund 4 weeks right back, stat!
He said he’d do no such thing; why is the dryer leaning like that?
I say, gee look over here, and I place him on the side where it leans.
Now I am going shopping for some great skinny jeans.
The tenant settles with everyone else, suddenly everything is as it should be.
You can tell, no one will believe you. Randee is so little, how could she?
Brunhilda, signing off! Have a nice day!
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