Showing posts with label Gold Coast. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gold Coast. Show all posts

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Halloween...What Humbug!


Brunhilda here:                                                                               

You would think that a woman with my inclinations would be reporting her excitement over yesterday's holiday.  Not so much! What's with all of the kids dressed up in my image?  I am the one and only witchy woman in the Gold Coast!  I don't take kindly to your pointy hats and green face paint. You're just so obvious!
There was the annual Halloween party in Goudy Park on Astor Street that afternoon. You don't know about Astor Street? This is where the hoity toity live and breathe. The mansions are fab, the street is gorgeous. Even the dogs are dressed to the nines on Astor Street. So one expects the costumes would be oh so adorable! My Randee side just loves to take a peek. To my utter joy, it was an unseasonably cold day in Chicago.Most little trick-or-treater's costumes were covered up by their winter coats and hats. Their parents accompanied them as they skipped down the tree lined sidewalks to their neighbor's doors. There, children were greeted by household employees passing candy purchased at the best candy stores. Meanwhile, the parents were served wine from crystal wine goblets. A long standing tradition on Astor Street. It's a whole other world there. I can't tell if I was sickened or envious. I think I should skip both emotions. as they could make me turn green, in public, which would not be good.
By the time we headed home, the city streets were populated with strange creatures. Adult sized people, wearing things like white jumpsuits, bunny ears, devil horns and such. Some had painted faces others just wore silly hats. Did they not see how utterly silly they looked? They were headed to the local bars, of course. We live just off of Division Street. There are several famed establishments with years and years of Halloween party stories. Randee was not about to witness any new ones, thank the spirits. So we headed into the condo where she lives to review properties one more time before our buyer's tour scheduled for tomorrow. We will be going to the South Loop to see 1 bedroom condos with a first time buyer. Randee enjoys first time buyers and is looking forward to the day.
After a lovely dinner with her terrific husband we settled in for a quiet night watching on-demand movies. The noises from the Halloween nonsense were muted by the closed windows and television.This year, Halloween happened to coincide with the end of daylight savings time. So before bed Randee turned all the clocks back one hour. That means shorter days ahead and winter won't be far behind.
Wouldn't you know that someone forgot to turn their clocks back?. What a surprise! Our tour today was nearly ruined by one agent who messed up his own schedules, and ours, by not turning his watch back. Didn't he look at his cell phone? For heaven's sake, everyone has a cell phone! So, the agent had arrived an hour early, not knowing about the time change, and called angrily, accusing us of standing him up. We pointed out his error and he agreed to meet us at the correct hour. He said he just couldn't imagine how he messed up his timing. When we met, he appeared to still have some white makeup on his face and hands from the night before. I don't know what I hate worse, little kids begging for candy or meeting over-indulged Halloween party goers the day after. Both!
On our way out of the showing, the agent offered his hand in an apology handshake. Of course Randee accepted. But somehow I left with an extra mobile phone. Those don't handle deep water well, do they?

Brunhilda signing off for now! Glad that Halloween is over, for this year, anyway.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Decide or Die

My name is Brunhilda. No one really knows about me because I am a bit of a wicked secret. I live deep within the body of a residential Realtor in Chicago. As we all know, being a real estate agent has its challenges. Don't get me wrong, I love it. But sometimes it just about drives me nuts. That's when I show up as the alter-ego of Randee Simborg. I have some confessions to make.Sometimes I, Brunhilda, just take over for sweet little Randee. This is a blog written by me, Brunhilda. If Randee knew about it she would be furious. Get it! After all everyone knows that Randee is an innocent, gentle and forgiving person who always has a smile on her face and adores all of her clients. She would NEVER, EVER say or do anything I would! She is not at all the kind of person who has murderous intentions, and acts on them. But then this is Brunhilda, and that's why I am going public with my adventures...but don't tell Randee!


It all started with the buyer who couldn’t make up her mind. She thought she wanted to live in one neighborhood and then another. We went to see 58 condos in 7 different Chicago neighborhoods on 10 different occasions. We hit Lincoln Park, Lakeview, Bucktown, Wicker Park, the Gold Coast, River North and Old Town. Shockingly, not one of the condos we saw were "right" for her. Of course she didn’t want to up her price point or move further out. What good would that have done? When she insisted that I wasn’t taking her to see the best condos because I didn’t like her, I did the only logical thing I could think of, I killed her.

I want you to know, dear reader, that I sincerely believe my victims had it coming. I am a hot talent simply doing justice for the real estate community. So far, I’ve done in a couple of truly unethical real estate agents, some very despicable property managers and a nasty inspector. Oh, and there were one or two real estate attorneys as well, but I seriously don’t think those should count.

I am sure that if I were tried and judged by a true jury of my peers (other ethical real estate agents), I would surely be acquitted. I know I should stop, but they just keep provoking me.

So, I took care of Miss Undecided Buyer. I then went to Saks where they had the greatest sale!


This is Brunhilda signing off for today. (please don’t show this to Randee!)